Heidi Swedberg credited as playing...
Susan Ross
- George Costanza: It's just that it's been so long since I've seen you.
- Susan Biddle Ross: And you didn't expect to see me holding hands with a woman.
- George Costanza: Oh, that. I think that's great. I'm all for experimentation - I'm the first guy in the pool. Who do you think you're talking to?
- Susan Biddle Ross: I know who I'm talking to.
- George Costanza: Of course you do.
- [Susan has become a lesbian]
- George Costanza: About your... metamorphosis. When did it happen?
- Susan Biddle Ross: About right after I broke up with you.
- Susan Biddle Ross: I don't see why you can't just use a condom.
- George Costanza: Uh uh, no. Condoms are for single men. The day we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever.
- Susan Biddle Ross: Why?
- George Costanza: I can never get the package open in time. It's like "Beat the Clock."