Laura Waterbury credited as playing...
Female Cop
- [Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
- Diane Szalinski: [excited] Are you saying... it works? The machine works?
- [Wayne nods]
- Diane Szalinski: Do the kids know?
- Wayne Szalinski: Well, yeah, the kids know.
- Diane Szalinski: That's great!
- Wayne Szalinski: No, it's not that great.
- Diane Szalinski: Why?
- Wayne Szalinski: I shrunk the kids.
- Diane Szalinski: ...What?
- Wayne Szalinski: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.
- Diane Szalinski: *What*?
- Wayne Szalinski: I threw them out with the trash.
- [just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
- Wayne Szalinski: Yes?
- Female Cop: Did uh, you report two missing children?
- Wayne Szalinski: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
- [Diane faints]