Janet Margolin credited as playing...
The Prosecutor
- Prosecutor: So, what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural is your exclusive province?
- Peter Venkman: Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?
- Prosecutor: Dr. Venkman, would you please tell the court why you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of 1st Avenue?
- Peter Venkman: Well, there are so many holes in 1st Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice.
- Prosecutor: Do you know what this equipment is used for?
- Con Ed Supervisor Fianella: I don't know. Eh, catching ghosts, maybe? I don't know.
- Prosecutor: Objection, Your Honor.
- Louis Tully: What?
- Prosecutor: He's leading the witness.
- Judge Wexler: Sustained!
- Louis Tully: Give me a break, we're *both* lawyers.
- Hardemeyer: Look, just put these guys away fast and make sure they go away for a long, long time, okay?
- Prosecutor: I don't think it's gonna be hard with this list of charges.
- Hardemeyer: Good. Very good.
- [to Peter and the Ghostbusters]
- Hardemeyer: Violating a judicial restraining order, willful destruction of public property, fraud, malicious mischief...
- [chuckles]
- Hardemeyer: See you in a couple of years at you first parole hearing.
- Peter Venkman: [chuckles] They'll never take us alive.
- Judge Wexler: [bangs gavel] All right, all right. Let's get on with it.
- Prosecutor: I'll ask you again, Dr. Venkman, why were you digging the hole? And please remember that you're under oath.
- Peter Venkman: There are some things in this world that go way beyond human understanding. Things that cannot be explained, things that most people don't wanna know about. That is where we come in.
- Prosecutor: So, what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural is your exclusive province?
- Peter Venkman: Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?