Peter MacNicol: Dr. Janosz Poha

Ghostbusters II

Dr. Janosz Poha

Janosz: [passing by an assistant working at a desk] Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.

Peter Venkman: [to Dana] Well you're probably feeling what Vigo's feeling: "Carpathian Kitten Loss." He misses his kitty! Well, we'll just place one in here right by the castle.
[Peter grabs a brush and moves towards the Vigo painting]
Janosz: [Trying to stop Peter] Don't go 'round altering valuable art, Dr. Venkman... go... yes, I think, go... the joyfulness is over!
Dana: [to Janosz] He's kidding.
Peter Venkman: Well, you're not gonna get a green card with that attitude, pal!

Vigo: I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you!
Janosz: [gets down on his hands and knees and starts bowing] O command me, lord!

Janosz: [on waking after being freed from his possession, singing] They will come from behind... Ah, ah... why am I drippings with goo?
Egon: You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode.

Ray: [dripping with good slime] Hey, man, let me tell you something. I love you.
Janosz: Yes? Well, I love you too.
[they hug]

Janosz: [singing] We will come from behind...
Ray: Hey.
Janosz: What... wha...
[Egon and Ray help a positively charged slimed Janosz up to his feet]
Egon: Are you all right?
Janosz: Eh... wh... why am I drippings with goo?
Egon: You had a violent, prolonged transformative, psychic episode.
Janosz: Huh?
Ray: Sorry we had to hose you there, but you were kind of out of control. Hey man, let me tell you something. I love you.
Janosz: [flattered with joy] Yes?
Ray: Yeah.
Janosz: Well, I love you too.
[They both hug]

Janosz: This is Prince Vigo, the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia.
Peter Venkman: Bit of a sissy, isn't he?
Janosz: He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman. And, a genius in many ways.
Dana: He was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman. I hate this painting.

Janosz: You know, Dana, there are many perks to being the mother of a living god.

Janosz: [after getting shocked by Vigo the first time, falling down the step ladder he was working on] Stinging! I'm stinging!

Janosz: [Wakes up after being doused with "good" slime] Why am I all dripping with goo?

Peter Venkman: [the Ghostbusters enters the museum's restoration room] All right, suck in the guts, guys. We're the Ghostbusters.
[they breathe in]
Janosz: [approaches the four; claps] No! No, please go! You...
Ray: Who's this wiggler?
Peter Venkman: He's yours, Ray. Sic him.
Janosz: [to Peter] I have discuss things with you. Now I...
Ray: Hi, how are you? Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters. Nice to see you. Beautiful lab you have here.
Janosz: Can I tell what I told your friend?
Ray: We're just doing a routine spook check.
Janosz: Eh, Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here.
Peter Venkman: Yeah, we know that, Johnny.
Janosz: So why are you came?
Peter Venkman: Well, we got a report there was a major creep in the area. We checked our list and you were right on the top. Johnny, where the hell are you from anyway?
Janosz: The Upper West Side.
Egon: The whole room's extremely hot, Peter.
Janosz: Hot?
Winston: [notices the painting of Vigo] Ooh, that's one ugly dude.
Peter Venkman: Oh, that's Vigo. Mr. Vigo?
Janosz: Uh...
Peter Venkman: [starts to take pictures of Vigo] Vigs, would you look this way, please?
Janosz: Please. No, don't. No, no!
Peter Venkman: Come on, show me something.
Janosz: No! No photographs, please! Slides are available in the Gift Shop, eh?
[Winston pulls Janosz out of the way; Janosz yells]
Peter Venkman: Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston.

Janosz: You don't need anything? You know? You want me to come in?
Dana: No, thank you.
Janosz: Ah, well, just thought that I would check. You know. Well, hey you, don't let de bed bugs bite.

Dana: [holding Oscar] You stay away from us, Janosz. I mean it.
Janosz: Oh, don't worry. He will not be harmed. He has been chosen - to be the vessel of the spirit of Vigo. And you - will be the mother of the ruler of the world. Doesn't that sound nice?

Vigo: The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year.
Janosz: Good!
Vigo: Bring me the child that I might live again.
Janosz: Yes. Lord Vigo, I was wondering, this woman Dana, is fine and strong. Now, if I want to have bring the baby, could I have the woman?
Vigo: So be it. On this the day of darkness, she will be ours, wife to you and mother to me.

Janosz: Soon it will be midnight, and the city will be mine and Vigo's! Well, mainly Vigo's. Oh, Dana, you and I have this terrific opportunity to make the best of this relationship.
Dana: We don't have a relationship.
Janosz: I know! Marry me, Dana. Together, we will raise Vigo as our son. And let me tell you something here. There are many perks in being the mother of a living god. I'm sure we could get a magnificent apartment, a car, free parking... Many marriages begin with a certain of distance, yet I think that perhaps you and I could learn to... love each other.
Dana: [pretends to be intrigued] Yes. I could learn.

[the Ghostbusters rappel down from the Statue of Liberty through the smashed glass ceiling into the museum]
Janosz: Do you know who that is?
Peter Venkman: Happy New Year!
Janosz: He's Vigo! You are like the buzzing of files to him!
[Janosz sees that Vigo has disappeared from the painting]
Peter Venkman: Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse.
[to Ray and Winston]
Peter Venkman: Will you hose him, please?
Ray: Hose him.
[Ray and Winston sprays Janosz with the newly-created, positively-charged slime. Janosz helplessly screams as the slime incapacitates him, knocking him to the floor unconscious]
Winston: One down.
Ray: On the ground.