Gaby Hoffmann credited as playing...
Karin Kinsella
- Karin Kinsella: Daddy?
- Ray Kinsella: In a minute, Karin!
- Karin Kinsella: There's a man out there, on your lawn.
- Chick Gandil: [the "Black Sox" warm up on the field. Shoeless Joe catches a fly ball hit by Buck Weaver] Show-off!
- Buck Weaver: Stick it in your ear, Gandil.
- Eddie Cicotte: Yeah, Gandil. If you'd have run like that against Detroit, I'd have won 20 games that year!
- Chick Gandil: For Pete's sake, Cicotte, that was 68 years ago! Give it up, will ya?
- Swede Risberg: Hey, hey! You guys wanna play ball, or what?
- Buck Weaver: Musclebound jerk.
- Eddie Cicotte: Oh, yeah? At least I got muscles.
- Chick Gandil: No, at *most* you got muscles!
- Buck Weaver: [returns to home plate]
- [to Cicotte]
- Buck Weaver: Come on, asshole! Pitch!
- Swede Risberg: [motioning to Ray and Karin, who are in the stands] Weaver... Be nice.
- Buck Weaver: [embarrassed, to Karin] Sorry, kid.
- Karin Kinsella: It's okay. I don't mind.
- Mark: Ray. you build a baseball field in the middle of nowhere and you sit there and you stare at nothing.
- Karin Kinsella: it's not nothing.
- Mark: and you turned your daughter into a d... ..mn space case.
- Ray Kinsella: get your hands off her!