Rosetta LeNoire credited as playing...
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Steve, how did you get so good at checkers?
- Steve Urkel: Practice. Fortunately, when I was young I had no friends.
- Steve Urkel: I bought two tickets to a concert that Laura wants to go to and offered to take her as my, get this, date!
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice!
- Steve Urkel: Well, no, it's not nice!
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: It's not?
- Steve Urkel: Well, Laura doesn't want a date with me.
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Are you sure?
- Steve Urkel: Oh, positive. Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea.
- Carl: Uh-oh. That's Lt. Murtaugh. This could be an emergency and I'm not even dressed yet!
- [runs upstairs]
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl hasn't moved that fast since he chased a doughnut down hill.