Bruce Willis credited as playing...
Tom Mix
- Tom Mix: Wait a minute, Wyatt, there's something we gotta get sorted out here. I threatened to rope him behind my horse and drag him, then you waltz in pretty as you please and threaten to kill him. I don't like being out-threatened.
- Wyatt Earp: Sorry. Won't happen again.
- Tom Mix: Bad as being upstaged. You gotta remember, Wyatt, I'm a movie star.
- Tom Mix: I fell in love with a beautiful woman who believed a man was not a complete lover unless he knew how to tango.
- Cheryl King, Owner of Candy Store: She didn't give you much choice.
- Tom Mix: I took lessons for years.
- Wyatt Earp: And what was this young lady's vocation?
- Tom Mix: She was a tango instructor.
- Wyatt Earp: How come you told Cheryl where I'm staying?
- Tom Mix: Because she asked. And I figured if she asked you, you'd tell her.
- Tom Mix: She's a grand girl.
- Wyatt Earp: She's a grand 26 year old girl. I could have done myself permanent injury.
- Tom Mix: You could've made a hell of an actor.
- Wyatt Earp: Oh, well, Marshalin' and actin' aren't too far apart. I remember one time, I wasn't packin' a six-gun and Doc Holliday he got drunk and he was just roarin' he was gonna shoot my earlobes off. I went for a hideout gun. Fortunately, he thought I had one.
- Tom Mix: Is that the truth?
- Wyatt Earp: Every word.
- Tom Mix, Wyatt Earp: Give or take a lie or two.
- Tom Mix: Watch yourself, amigo.
- Wyatt Earp: You handle a six-gun pretty good.
- Tom Mix: Praise from Caesar.
- Wyatt Earp: Can you hit anything?
- Tom Mix: Well, you're the one's that gotta hit what you're shootin at. All's I gotta do is look good.
- Tom Mix: You aren't exactly what I expected you to be.
- Wyatt Earp: What exactly did you expect?
- Tom Mix: Well, I don't know, exactly. A little less civilized, maybe.
- Wyatt Earp: Well, you're not exactly what I expected you to be, either.
- Tom Mix: Well, what exactly did you expect I'd be?
- Wyatt Earp: Oh, taller, maybe.
- Victoria Alperin: My houseman was the Australian light heavyweight boxing champion. He's going to kick your ass all the way to Pasadena.
- Tom Mix: Well, in the meantime, maybe you can...
- Victoria Alperin: There is no "in the meantime."
- Tom Mix: I asked you once before to do me a favor, now, I'm telling you. You get Alfie to lay off Wyatt or so help me God the next time something like this happens I'm gonna rope your fat ass and drag it the length of Sunset Boulevard. Ain't gonna be enough hide on you to patch a pinhole! You got it?
- Tom Mix: [toast] To honest men.
- Wyatt Earp: And brave women.
- Cheryl King, Owner of Candy Store: And friendships, tried and true.
- Tom Mix: You were at the Candy Store the night she was murdered.
- Alfie Alperin: So were you. So were a lot of people. So what?
- Tom Mix: How well did you know Candy Girard?
- Victoria Alperin: What the hell business is it of yours?
- Tom Mix: You may not like this, Victoria, but I'm making it my business.