- Dr. Lefcourt: You are Jack Lefcourt's boy, and the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree!
- Dan: That's right, Dad. I'm an acorn.
- "Red Hot" Ruth Strull: Hey, I remember you! Look, Ed, it's the weenie!
- Ed "Wild Man" Strull: Hey, Weenie, how's it going?
- Dr. Lefcourt: I'm a doctor now. It's *Dr.* Weenie - I mean, Dr. Lefcourt.
- Wallace: Hey, I've got studs on my shirt. You know what that makes me, don't you?
- Kevin McCrea: Yeah... a jerk.
- Doug: Oh dude, you're not really gonna wear a pink tuxedo, are you?
- Kevin McCrea: It's not pink - it's salmon.
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