Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Princes Regent • Pigmot
- George, the Prince Regent: I mean, for heaven's sake! What can I possibly do with a girl that I can't do with you, eh?
- Edmund Blackadder, Esq.: I cannot conceive.
- Frondo: What news of the foul Marmydons?
- Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Scattered to the nine vectors, m'lord.
- Frondo: And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatticon Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?
- Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Well they're dead, if that's what you mean.
- Pigmot: Plus Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
- Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up.
- Edmund Blackadder, Esq.: Shall I begin the Christmas story?
- George, the Prince Regent: Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.
- Edmund Blackadder, Esq.: You mean *Jesus,* Sire...?
- George, the Prince Regent: Yes, that's the fellow! Keep him out of it. He always spoils the X-mas atmos!