Stephen Fry credited as playing...
Lords Melchett • Frondo
- Melchet: Greetings of the season to you, Blackadder! May the Yule log slip from your fire and burn your house down!
- Frondo: What news of the foul Marmydons?
- Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Scattered to the nine vectors, m'lord.
- Frondo: And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatticon Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?
- Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Well they're dead, if that's what you mean.
- Pigmot: Plus Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
- Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up.