Carroll O'Connor credited as playing...
Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie • Sheriff William O. 'Bill' Gillespie
- Bill Gillespie: Yeah, the last time I caught you using my phone in here, the emergency was about some woman who was driving your car dressed in black lace underwear.
- Bubba Skinner: I wish there was some things you'd forget Chief.
- Parker: I got a call from Randy Calhoun.
- Bill Gillespie: Tell him we're closed.
- Parker: It's about a murder.
- Bill Gillespie: Did he commit it?
- Parker: I don't think so. I forgot to ask.
- Bill Gillespie: Well, that might have been an important question.
- J.J. Jeffson: Well, you know what the Lord says: "Go forth and multiply, and fill the earth."
- Bill Gillespie: But I don't think he meant for you to do that by yourself.
- Bill Gillespie: I'll stay here and round up a posse, in case I feel the need to cut anybody off at the pass.
- Bill Gillespie: Nobody in the world can help the two of us the way we can help each other, because there's nobody left that's a part of the two of us. We're all there is. That's it.