Sal Viscuso credited as playing...
Radio Operator
- Dark Helmet: [appearing in the room, lifting up his visor] I can't breathe in this thing.
- Colonel Sandurz: We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.
- Dark Helmet: Good. I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately.
- Radio Operator: I already called him, sir. He knows everything.
- Dark Helmet: What? You went over my helmet?
- Radio Operator: Well not exactly over, sir... more to the side - I'll always call you first, it will never happen again, never, ever.
- [Helmet gets out his Schwartz ring]
- Radio Operator: Oh, shit. No, no, no. No, please, please, no.
- [covering his neck]
- Radio Operator: Not that.
- Dark Helmet: [lowers his visor] Yes, that.
- [aims the beam at the operator's crotch, as the operator agonizes in pain]
- [first lines]
- Radio Operator: Colonel Sandurz!
- Colonel Sandurz: What is it, Sergeant Ricco?
- Radio Operator: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.
- Colonel Sandurz: So?
- Radio Operator: Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.
- Colonel Sandurz: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?
- Radio Operator: Thanks, sir.