Jim J. Bullock credited as playing...
Prince Valium
- Minister: Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!
- Princess Vespa: I'm sorry!
- King Roland: I'm sorry
- Prince Valium: I'm sorry too.
- Minister: Don't be sorry, be quiet!
- Princess Vespa, King Roland, Prince Valium: I'm sorry!
- Minister: I'm gonna take no more chances but to make a short version. Prince Valium, do you take Princess Vespa to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
- Prince Valium: [yawning] Uh-huh.
- Minister: Princess Vespa, do you take Prince Valium to be your lawfully-wedded husband?
- Princess Vespa: Uh, well, I... I suppose. Well... oh, I don't know.
- Lone Starr: [entering with Barf] No! She doesn't!
- Minister: What? Who the hell are you?
- Lone Starr: Prince Lone Starr.
- Princess Vespa: Prince?
- Lone Starr: [showing her his medallion] I just found out. That's what this says. I'm an honest-to-God prince. Will you marry me?
- Princess Vespa: Well, let me think about it.
- [pushing Prince Valium away]
- Princess Vespa: Yes!
- Minister: I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today!
- King Roland: Oh, Vespa, my darling. I thought I'd never see you again. Oh, my sweet little daughter. I'm so happy that you're home and safe. And, little Vespa, here's someone else who's happy to see you.
- [an aide nudges the sleeping Prince Valium awake]
- Prince Valium: [yawning] Oh, hello. Where have you been?