Melinda Dillon credited as playing...
Nancy Henderson
- Sarah Henderson: Where's the roast?
- George Henderson: I'll go get it.
- Nancy Henderson: The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard.
- George Henderson: Oh. Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Are you vegetarians?
- George Henderson: Sometimes. It depends on the guest.
- [looking in an anthropology book]
- George Henderson: That's Jaques LaFleur, a hunter who came in the store today.
- Nancy Henderson: No, that's Richard Smith, the forestry guy who came to our... house today. That lying bastard!
- George Henderson: [Pins LaFleur against his car] Listen to me. You're wrong. I was like you! I almost killed him myself. But it would've been murder. He's not an animal!
- Nancy Henderson: He's our friend!
- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: For God's sake, Jacques-o, open your eyes.
- Jacques LaFleur: Are you people out of your minds? You think I'm going to stop now? I'm going to kill him.
- George Henderson: [Begins slamming LaFleur against the car] You're not gonna kill him! You're not gonna hurt him! I won't let you! I'll kill you first...
- [Harry pushes George and LaFleur apart]
- Jacques LaFleur: [Pointing to George] Don't let him kill me. Don't let him kill me.
- [Blubbering]
- Jacques LaFleur: Please don't let him kill me! Don't let him kill me, please don't...! Please don't let him kill me!
- George Henderson: We don't even know what it is. We don't know if it's male or female.
- Sarah Henderson: Definitely male.
- Nancy Henderson: How can you tell?
- [Sarah stares at them]
- Nancy Henderson: Oh, don't answer that, honey.
- Jerry Seville: Good morning, Seattle!
- George Henderson: God, I hate this guy.
- Nancy Henderson: I'll turn it off.
- George Henderson: No let me hate him. It'll keep me awake before the coffee kicks in.
- George Henderson: Nan, don't you like roughing it in the wild?
- Nancy Henderson: Roughing it? George, the only thing rough about it was when the generator went out in the middle of Masterpiece Theatre.
- George Henderson: Hey, hey, careful of my drawings back there. And don't step on the trout!
- Nancy Henderson: Or my flowers, if they're still alive.
- George Henderson: Or Mom's flowers.
- Ernie Henderson: Hey, Dad.
- George Henderson: Yeah?
- Ernie Henderson: Do you think I could get a pair of real Major League baseball cleats when we get back?
- George Henderson: You bet.
- Ernie Henderson: Great. I'm gonna spike Frankie McDowell.
- Nancy Henderson: Oh no you're not.
- George Henderson: Listen to your mom, Ern.
- Ernie Henderson: But he spiked me twice.
- George Henderson: Well that's different. You go right ahead then.
- Nancy Henderson: George!
- George Henderson: Nan, you don't understand these things. It's just smart baseball.
- [trying to goad Harry into the car to return him to the wild]
- Nancy Henderson: Well, here we are. Remember this? Your favourite station wagon.
- George Henderson: [unsuccessfully straightening the wrecked front bumper] Or what's left of it...