Kelly Bishop credited as playing...
Marjorie Houseman
- Lisa Houseman: Oh, my God. Look at that! Ma, I should have brought those coral shoes. You said I was taking too much!
- Marjorie Houseman: Well, sweetheart, you brought ten pairs.
- Lisa Houseman: But the coral shoes match that dress!
- Jake Houseman: This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine, or police dogs used in Birmingham.
- Baby: Monks burning themselves in protest.
- Lisa Houseman: Butt out, Baby.
- Lisa Houseman: God, I am so sick of this rain. Remind me not to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls.
- Marjorie Houseman: So, you go to Acapulco, it'll be fine.
- Marjorie Houseman: Look at all of this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
- Baby: Try Southeast Asia, Ma.
- Marjorie Houseman: Right.
- Marjorie Houseman: It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy.
- Max: Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year.
- Neil Kellerman: So is everyone gonna be in the show?
- Jake Houseman: No. We're leaving tomorrow so we can miss the weekend traffic.
- Marjorie Houseman: But Jake, we're payed up til Sunday.
- Lisa Houseman: Daddy, I'm not gonna miss the show. I was suppose to sing in it.
- Jake Houseman: I said we're leaving tomorrow.
- Marjorie Houseman: Why would you wanna leave so early?
- Jake Houseman: It was just a thought. We can stay if you want. So, Lisa, what we're you planning on singing?
- Lisa Houseman: I'm not sure. What do you think I should sing, Daddy?