Tough Guys (1986)
Dana Carvey: Richie Evans
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Quotes
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[Harry Doyle has been summoned by his parole officer]
Richie Evans : I got a call from the rest home today. She said that you were being a disruptive influence during lunch. That you refused to eat your spinach soufflé, and that you caused a riot. And that last night you made love to a woman.
Harry Doyle : Do you make love to women, Richie?
Richie Evans : Well, yes. Of course I do.
Harry Doyle : Then how come when you do it, you're a stud and when I do it I'm a disruptive influence to society.
Richie Evans : Because I'm only 28 and you're 72.
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Leon B. Little : Where are they?
Richie Evans : Where are who?
Leon B. Little : Harry Doyle and Archie Long.
Richie Evans : That's privileged information. I can't tell you.
Leon B. Little : [threatens to shoot him] Oh yeah!
Richie Evans : [closes eyes] You can shoot me, but I still won't tell. Harry and Archie are my friends.
[Leon moves to filing cabinet and looks there. A moment later, Richie opens his eyes and starts to get up]
Leon B. Little : You'll never make it dip-shit. Sit!
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[taking Archie to a second job]
Richie Evans : Look I know how you feel, but you can't go throwing yogurt into everyone's faces when you lose your cool.
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[after learning that Archie and Harry stole an armored truck]
Richie Evans : I can't believe you guys stole an armored truck.
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Richie Evans : They came out of prison asking for our help, and all we did was give them a bunch of rules!
Richie's Boss : That's the system.
Richie Evans : No, no. We treated them like little children. We told them where to live, where to work, who to see, how to behave!
Richie's Boss : That's how this system works.
Richie Evans : Well, then this system *sucks.*