Bradley Gregg credited as playing...
Eyeball Chambers
- Eyeball: [about Ray Brower] Shit! When they gonna give up? The kid's gone. They ain't never gonna find him.
- Charlie Hogan: Not where they're looking.
- Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. They ain't never gonna find him.
- Eyeball: [Finishes the tattoo on Billy's shoulder with a knife blade] Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part.
- Vince Desjardins: I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones.
- Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks they'll find him before then.
- Eyeball: Bet you two thousand dollars they don't.
- Charlie Hogan: Well, asshole...
- Billy Tessio: Hey, what's the big deal? Who cares?
- Ace: Will you two just shut the fuck up? If either of you assholes had two-thousand dollars, I'd kill you both.
- Eyeball: Hey girls, where ya goin'?
- Gordie: [Ace passes Gordie on the sidewalk and snatches his baseball cap off his head] Hey, my brother gave me that!
- Ace: [holds the hat up high so Gordie can't reach it] Now, you're giving it to me.
- Gordie: Hey! C'mon, man! That's mine!
- Chris: [glaring at Ace] You're a real asshole, you know that?
- Ace: [flicks his cigarette to that ground] Ooo. You're brother's not very polite, Eyeball.
- Eyeball: Now, Christopher. I know you didn't mean to insult my friend.
- Ace: I know he didn't mean to insult me. That's why I'm going to give him the chance of taking it back.
- Ace: [thrusts Chris on his stomach against the sidewalk and begins holding the lit cigarette close to his eye] Take it back, kid.
- Chris: You bastard! Let go, man! Shit!
- Gordie: Stop it, man! You're hurting him!
- Chris: Filthy bastard...! Okay, I take it back! I take it back!
- Ace: Now, I feel a whole let better about this. How 'bout you?
- [Gordie stares at him angrily]
- Ace: [grins at Chris and pats him on the cheek]
- Ace: Good.
- Eyeball: See ya later, girls.
- Eyeball: [Eyeball is giving Billy a tattoo on his shoulder] So, uh, what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick?
- Billy Tessio: Ah, I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits.
- Ace: [about the girl Billy was referring to] She's a Catholic, man. They're all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. -A Jew's good.
- The Writer: [voiceover] Around this time, Charlie and Billy were playing "Mailbox Baseball" with Ace and Eyeball.
- [cuts to Ace hitting mailboxes with a bat in a moving car]
- Ace: [Ace hits a wooden mailbox] Ahh shit! I'm out! Goddammit!
- Eyeball: You shouldn't have gone for a wooden one. Huh-huh!
- Ace: [Stares at Eyeball intensely] Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole?
- [Hands bat to Billy]
- Ace: Billy, you're up.
- Billy Tessio: Nah, you guys win. I don't wanna play no more.
- Eyeball: Hey, you can't quit! We've only played three innings! That would be a non-official game!
- Charlie Hogan: Hey, Ace. Uh, we...
- [Billy nudges him in the arm]
- Ace: What's with you homos? You guys've been acting psycho all day.
- [Long pause]
- Ace: What is it?
- Billy Tessio: It's nothin'! It's nothin'! It's nothin', right?
- [Looks over at Charlie who concurs]
- Ace: Then, if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game before I start collecting my goddamn Social Security, okay? You're up Billy. Move it!
- Billy Tessio: All right! Gimme this fuckin' thing.
- [grabs bat and assumes batter's position]
- Ace: Let's play ball!
- Eyeball: Yeah!
- Ace: You wasn't planning on taking the body from us, were you, boys?
- Chris: You get away. We found him. We got dibs.
- Ace: [Sarcastically] We better start running, eyeball. They got dibs.
- Chris: We earned him. You guys came in a car. That's not fair. He's ours.
- Eyeball: [Mocking Chris] That's not fair. He's ours.
- [Normal voice]
- Eyeball: Well, not anymore
- Teddy: The four of us, eyeball. You just make your move.