Ruthless People

Barbara: So, when do I get out of here?

Sandy: As soon as Mr. Stone pays the ransom.

Barbara: Well what's the problem? What is the ransom?

Sandy: It... it was $500,000.

Barbara: That shouldn't be a problem.

Sandy: He complained

Barbara: He complained?

Sandy: And then we dropped our price to $50,000.

Barbara: Yeah?

Sandy: He didn't pay.

Barbara: He didn't pay? So now what?

Sandy: So now we're dropping our price again to $10,000.

Barbara: Do I understand this correctly? I'm being *marked down*? What is this? The Bargain Basement?

[Starts crying]

Barbara: I've been kidnapped by Kmart!