Alan North credited as playing...
Lt. Frank Moran
- Tony the Hotdog Vendor: [as Tony reads a newspaper headlined: Headhunter-3, Cops-Zero] Hey Moran! Have you read what it says in here?
- Lieutenant Frank Moran: You kiddin' Tony? You know cops can't read.
- Tony the Hotdog Vendor: [Teasingly to Moran] What does 'INCOMPETENT' mean?
- Lieutenant Frank Moran: [Speaking to Detective Bedsoe] That mayor, he calls me at 2 o'clock in the morning! I mean I don't even answer the phone anymore!
- Tony the Hotdog Vendor: Hey! What does 'BAFFLED' mean? Hee hee hee hee! Ha ha ha ha!
- [Moran and Bledsoe give Tony an irritated look]
- Connor MacLeod: Wanna hear another theory?
- Lieutenant Frank Moran: Uh-huh.
- Connor MacLeod: This Fasil was so upset about the lousy wrestling tonight, that he went down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off his *own* head!
- Det. Walter Bedsoe: Frank, Frank. 2 days ago, the teletype. There was a guy that was killed just like this over in Jersey.
- Lt. Frank Moran: Yeah but I figure, what the hell, that's Jersey.
- Lieutenant Frank Moran: [showing Nash a photo] Ever see this guy before, Nash? Name's Vasilnek, Polish national. Had his head chopped off in New Jersey two nights ago. You ever get over to New Jersey, Nash?
- Nash: Not if I can help it.