David Kagen credited as playing...
Sheriff Garris
- Tommy: Don't shoot, please!
- Sheriff Garris: You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.
- Tommy: Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...
- Sheriff Garris: You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.
- Tommy: Will you listen, dammit?
- Sheriff Garris: Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!
- Sheriff Garris: That's my daughter's car.
- Officer Pappas: How do you want us to proceed?
- Sheriff Garris: With extreme care, asshole! If the kid's with her, there's every good chance he'll try to do something crazy.
- Tommy: [in the car, to Megan] Please don't do anything crazy.
- Deputy Rick: This kid really wants us to believe his story.
- Sheriff Garris: That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it.
- [Tommy suddenly turns off road]
- Sheriff Garris: Fucking-A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.
- Tommy: Please, Sheriff. You'll see we dug up it up.
- Sheriff Garris: Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
- Tommy: That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
- [Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
- Deputy Rick: Freeze it, psycho.
- Sheriff Garris: Now, see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
- Deputy Rick: Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
- Tommy Jarvis: You have me where you want me. There's no reason...
- Sheriff Garris: If I had you where I wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde.
- Sheriff Garris: [to Tommy] For all the grief you've given me, you should be leaving wearing your balls as earrings. And if I ever see you around here again, you can guarantee it.
- Sheriff Garris: Holler if you see anything.
- Officer Pappas: Like what?
- Sheriff Garris: Anything that don't belong.
- Deputy Rick: Mike, over here!
- [Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player]
- Deputy Rick: I'll order up some body bags.
- Sheriff Garris: [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
- Deputy Rick: Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
- Sheriff Garris: What do you mean?
- Deputy Rick: Happy Friday the 13th.
- Sheriff Garris: look im soory about what happend to your mom and your freinds all those years ago but nobody wants to reminided of that thats why the town changed its name.