Vincent Guastaferro: Deputy Rick Cologne
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Quotes
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Tommy : I went to go cremate Jason but I fucked up!
Deputy Rick : You got that right.
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Deputy Rick : This kid really wants us to believe his story.
Sheriff Garris : That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it.
[Tommy suddenly turns off road]
Sheriff Garris : Fucking-A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.
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Tommy : Please, Sheriff. You'll see we dug up it up.
Sheriff Garris : Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
Tommy : That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
[Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
Deputy Rick : Freeze it, psycho.
Sheriff Garris : Now, see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
Deputy Rick : Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
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Deputy Rick : Megan, don't clown around.
Megan : I'm not the one with the funny red nose. Now, open the cell and let him out.
Deputy Rick : Meggie.
Megan : I'm not kidding.
Tommy : You better do as she says, because wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
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Deputy Rick : Mike, over here!
[Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player]
Deputy Rick : I'll order up some body bags.
Sheriff Garris : [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
Deputy Rick : Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
Sheriff Garris : What do you mean?
Deputy Rick : Happy Friday the 13th.
