- Critter 1: They have weapons
- Critter 2: So what
- [Critter 2 is shot off the porch]
- Critter 1: Fuck!
- Critter 1: Status report.
- Critter 2: Minor Damage.
- Critter 1: What now?
- Critter 2: Food!
- [Transformer disguises himself as Charlie and turns towards the pool players]
- Charlie McFadden: Keep your shirt on asshole.
- [Critter finds an E.T. doll]
- Critter 1: Who are you?
- [Critter gets frustrated and bites its head off]
- [Johnny and Charlie makes an entrance by shooting up the house]
- Jay Brown: Brad, who did you bring?
- Brad Brown: Charlie and Johnny Steele.
- April Brown: Who?
- Jay Brown: [catches Brad climbing down the tree] You look like you've done that a time or two.
- Brad Brown: A time or two.
- [April and Steve are going out from the dinner]
- Jay Brown: Helen, have you... you know, talk to her, about the way things are?
- Helen Brown: Years ago.
- Jay Brown: Years?
- [Spaceship is landing on the yard]
- Critter 1: Critters mumble...
- Critter 2: Foood!
- Brad Brown: Did you see that meteor?
- Jay Brown: I saw something.
- Brad Brown: Maybe it's a Russian spy probe on some sort of secret mission.
- Jay Brown: I think you watch too much TV.
- [Dad and son walking through pasture at night, before encountering a decomposed cow]
- Jay Brown: Smells like oil burning.
- Brad Brown: Smells like cow crap to me, Dad.
- Jay Brown: Shhh!
- Jay Brown: Where's your slingshot?
- [Brad takes it out from under his pillow]
- Jay Brown: I'm confiscating this until further notice.
- Brad Brown: But that's not fair.
- Jay Brown: You shot your sister with it.
- Brad Brown: ...That's true.
- Jay Brown: And no movies for two weeks. That's it.
- [Charlie lifts up Harv off of the floor with one hand]
- Charlie McFadden: I hope you're not take over our operation.
- Harv: Help... put me down...
- [Harv flies through the window and hits the ground]
- Brad Brown: [falls down beside a dead animal glowing red] Holy shit!
- Jay Brown: You alright, Brad?
- Brad Brown: What is it?
- Jay Brown: Looks like one of the steers.
- Helen Brown: [shoots at a Critter and misses] Dammit! Give me more ammo.
- Jay Brown: That's it.
- Helen Brown: Oh Jay!
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