Santa Claus (1985)

Christian Fitzpatrick: Joe

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• Santa Claus : Don't you know who I am?

  Joe : Sure, you're a nut.

  Santa Claus : I'm Santa Claus.

  Joe : Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.

  Santa Claus : Well! I guess I'll just have to do it my way.

• Cornelia : You're burning up.

  Joe : I'll be alright.

  Cornelia : You stay out there and you'll be dead is what you'll be.