Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Ed Herlihy: Mr. Buxton
Quotes
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Mr. Buxton : [after Pee-wee and Francis wrestle in the bathtub and Pee-wee is trying to open a window] Pee-wee, Pee-wee! What is going on here?
Pee-wee Herman : He's a thief! He stole my bike!
Francis : You liar! I swear I didn't do it, Dad!
Mr. Buxton : Pee-wee, this is a serious accusation. Do you have any proof?
Pee-wee Herman : Well, not exactly.
Mr. Buxton : Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves. Just look at him.
[Francis gives a sad puppy face]
Mr. Buxton : He couldn't have stolen your bike. He hasn't left this house since yesterday. We've been setting up Francis' birthday plans all day.
Pee-wee Herman : Gee, I guess I was wrong. We don't have to involve the authorities in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton? It was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry.
Mr. Buxton : Well... I still think you should apologise to Francis, and then I want to see the two of you shake hands.
Pee-wee Herman : I'm sorry, Francis.
[Shakes his hand, and reaches for his trick gum]
Pee-wee Herman : Here, would you care for some gum?
[Francis takes a piece of trick gum]
Pee-wee Herman : Would you like some, Mr. Buxton?
Mr. Buxton : Oh, thank you.
Pee-wee Herman : Spearmint or fruit?
Mr. Buxton : Uh, fruit please.
[Takes a piece of trick gum]
Pee-wee Herman : [leaving] Well... goodbye!
Mr. Buxton : Goodbye.
Francis : You do believe me, don't you, Dad?
[as Francis chews the spearmint trick gum, the saliva in his mouth turns black. Mr Buxton screams as he realizes his own fruit trick gum is spicy]
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Mr. Buxton : Francis, we are breaking the door down now!
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Mr. Buxton : [shouting] Francis, what's going on in there?