My Science Project (1985)
John Stockwell: Michael Harlan
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Quotes
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Vince Latello : Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan : Oh yeah.
Vince Latello : Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan : What did she do?
Vince Latello : Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary!
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Bob Roberts : You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you?
Michael Harlan : We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello : Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts : In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme
[pauses]
Bob Roberts : you both get D's!
Vince Latello : [eagerly] Hey I'll take it!
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Vince Latello : I don't believe this! I could be home watchin' Magnum!
Michael Harlan : Will you stop whining?
Vince Latello : WHINING? BARNEY RUBBLE JUST TRIED TO FLAME ME OUT!
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Michael Harlan : [at the school library counter] We need a book.
Sherman : Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello : [mockingly] A car book?
Michael Harlan : No, a book on strange things.
Sherman : Like Vince.
Vince Latello : [grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!
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Ellie Sawyer : Michael, is Bob dead?
Michael Harlan : I don't know.
Vince Latello : Great. There goes my D.
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Vince Latello : Danger makes great sex. Catch you guys later!
Michael Harlan : Latello, wait!
Vince Latello : Hey! These are all optical delusions. Like ghosts, so it's cool!
[calling into the fog]
Vince Latello : Here comes Latello, YO!
[Neanderthal Man jumps out and attacks]
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Bob Roberts : This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael!
Michael Harlan : How is that possible?
Bob Roberts : It's not possible! I mean not on this World, anyway.
Vince Latello : Whoa, what other World are we talking about?