John Matuszak credited as playing...
Sloth
- Francis Fratelli: Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy.
- Jake Fratelli: What do you mean jump rope?
- Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope.
- [Sloths laughs]
- Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: [singing] Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies...
- [Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up until Sloth tosses both of them]
- Sloth: [rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front] Sloth!
- Jake Fratelli: We're in deep shit now, Francis.
- Francis Fratelli: Oh, shit!
- Chunk: Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder!
- Sheriff: Hold on, hold on a minute. Is that you again, Lawrence?
- Chunk: Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy...
- Sloth: Rocky Road? Heh Heh!
- Sheriff: Yeah, like that time you told me about the fifty Iranian terrorists who took over all the Sizzler steakhouses in the city?
- Chunk: Sloth, get back here! Sloth!
- Sheriff: Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them?
- [as Chunk follows Sloth, the phone cord rips out of the wall. The Sheriff hears a dial tone]
- Sheriff: Lawrence?
- [Chunk and Sloth are chained up together]
- Chunk: Want a candy bar? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.
- Sloth: Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
- Chunk: Here you go.
- [Chunk tosses the candy bar to Sloth and it hits him in the head. Both scream]
- Chunk: I'm sorry, mister! I'm sorry!
- [Sloth rips his chains out of the wall and goes to pick up the candy bar. Then, he realizes he's free]
- Chunk: Gee, mister. You're even hungrier than I am.
- Sloth: Mama!
- Mama Fratelli: Come to Mama baby, come on.
- Sloth: Mama, you've been bad.
- Mama Fratelli: Awww. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good.
- Sloth: Yeah!
- Mama Fratelli: Awww. You remember that song I used to sing to you?
- Sloth: Yeah!
- Mama Fratelli: You were little back then?
- [Mama Fratelli comforts Sloth]
- Mama Fratelli: [singing] Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...
- Sloth: Break! Fall!
- Mama Fratelli: No! I only dropped once.
- Sloth: Ahh!
- [Sloth carries Mama Fratelli to the plank]
- Mama Fratelli: Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down!
- Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes.
- Sloth: Eh!
- Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone!
- Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you're going hurt your eyes.
- Sloth: [grunting] Eh!
- Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone.