Carole Cook credited as playing...
Helen
- Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
- Grandpa Fred: [chuckles] I better go get my magnifying glass.
- Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so Perky.
- Grandma Helen: [reaches to cup them]
- Samantha: [cut to Sam's bedroom] I can't believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.
- Samantha: May I be excused?
- Grandma Helen: Where are you going?
- Samantha: I have a dance to go to - at school. It's a very important dance... uh we're being graded on it, for Gym.
- Grandma Helen: [attempting to help with breakfast by opening a box of doughnuts] Whoops! Don't wanna use the nails.
- Grandma Helen: [finally opening the box of doughnuts with a knife] Voila! Breakfast is ready!
- Grandpa Fred: Oh, I've got one for you. Knock. Knock.
- Samantha: Who's there?
- Grandpa Fred: Who.
- Samantha: Who who?
- Grandpa Fred: Helen, we've got an owl out here in the hall!
- [Grandpa Fred starts tickling Sam]
- Grandma Helen: Oh, Fred, leave her alone. You'll make her tinkle.