David Wohl credited as playing...
Dean Ulich
- [after the Alpha Betas' treachery is revealed at the pep rally]
- Dean Ulich: You know, Coach. I'm going to let the Lambdas live over at the Alpha Beta house while you and your boys rebuild theirs!
- Burke: Where the hell are *we* gonna live?
- Ogre: Yeah. What about *us*?
- Dean Ulich: You're *jocks*! Go live in the gym!
- [Gilbert tries to get at the microphone, but Coach Harris and the Alpha Betas grab him]
- Dean Ulich: Leave him alone!
- Coach Harris: What did you say?
- Dean Ulich: I said leave him alone!
- Coach Harris: I'll break his goddamn neck if he doesn't...
- Dean Ulich: You will do NOTHING of the sort! Don't touch that boy!
- Coach Harris: [Gilbert gets shoved to the ground and the coach shoves Dean Ulich] Says *who*?
- Dean Ulich: Says *ME*!
- [Shoves Coach Harris]
- Dean Ulich: You asshole!
- [Coach tries to hit the Dean but U.N intervenes]
- U.N. Jefferson: HOLD IT, COACH! You just hold it *RIGHT THERE*!
- [a large group of tough, militant Tri-Lambdas face down the Alpha Betas]
- Dean Ulich: Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next even but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest.
- [the crowd cheers]
- Dean Ulich: First up, Frederick W. Palowakski.
- Ogre: [grunting] It's "Ogre" you asshole!
- Dean Ulich: "Ogre, you asshole.", uh "Ogre".
- Coach Harris: Dean, we got a big game comin' up. I don't want my boys' minds worried about where they're gonna live.
- Dean Ulich: They should have thought of that before they burned their house down.