Robert Carradine credited as playing...
Lewis
- Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before.
- [Lewis takes off his mask]
- Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd!
- Lewis: Yeah.
- Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.
- [gasps in ecstacy]
- Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as you?
- Lewis: Yes.
- Betty Childs: How come?
- Lewis: 'Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.
- Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
- Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
- Gibert: Just join us cause uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
- Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty.
- Betty Childs: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.
- Lewis: You have to. I paid my money.
- Betty Childs: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break.
- Stan Gable: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead] Kiss this, nerd.
- Betty Childs: I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny.
- Stan Gable: God, Betty, you're like a goat.
- [Lewis shows the nerds their new home. An abandoned and dilapidated house]
- Lewis: Isn't she beautiful?
- [the nerds give him confused and angry looks, Lewis smiles at them]
- Betty Childs: [in the Pi's bathroom] Listen, if Stan calls tell him I'll call him back, okay?
- Suzy: Okay.
- Lewis: [Betty opens the shower curtain and finds Lewis; gasps] Panty raid!
- [Betty screams; Lewis laughs, chasing her]
- Betty Childs: That nerd saw me naked!
- Lewis: [0:03:23] This is college. Remember, 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which are girls.
- Gibert: So?
- Lewis: That's 7,107.32 boobs.
- Mr. Skolnick: You college guys are all alike. All you care about is getting laid. I wish I was going with you.
- Lewis: Rubbers? What do we need rubbers for?
- [sheep goes baa, baa baa]
- Stan Gable: Let the initiation begin.