Dick Miller credited as playing...
Mr. Futterman
- Murray Futterman: [drunk, looking inside his car] Gremlins...
- Murray Futterman: [turning to Billy and Kate] You got-you gotta watch out for them forgeiners cuz they plant gremlins in their machinery.
- [he climbs inside the car]
- Murray Futterman: It's the same gremlins that brought down our planes in the big one.
- Kate Beringer: [laughing] The big one...
- Murray Futterman: [turning round] that's right! World war two.
- [he puts his hand to his head]
- Murray Futterman: Good old WWII.
- Murray Futterman: [Murray tries to start his car] Y'know their still shippin them over here. They put em in cars, they put em in yer tv. They put em in stereos and those little radios you stick in your ears. They even put em in watches, they have teeny gremlins for our watches!
- [deleted scene]
- Sheila Futterman: Murray, did you hear from the noodle factory?
- Murray Futterman: Sheila, the noodle factory is not going to reopen.
- Sheila Futterman: [looks at him] Ever?
- Murray Futterman: Mrs. Deagle closed it down for good.
- [Sheila goes shocked in pity]
- Murray Futterman: I guess that's the end of my career in noodles.
- Sheila Futterman: [smiles] There's more to life than macaroni.
- Murray Futterman: Hey Billy, what's the matter? You need a jump?
- Billy Peltzer: No, thanks, Mr. Futterman. I'm pretty much late for work as it is.
- Murray Futterman: These goddamn foreign cars - they always freeze up on you. You don't find American machinery doing that. Our stuff can take anything. See that plow? 15 years old. Hasn't given me a day's trouble in years. You know why? Kentucky Harvester. It ain't some foreign piece of crap you pick up these days. That's a Kentucky Harvester!