Grandview, U.S.A. (1984)
Patrick Swayze: Ernie 'Slam' Webster
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Quotes
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Ernie 'Slam' Webster : [Bob and Mike are carrying a very drunk Slam to the truck]
[Slam talking drunk]
Ernie 'Slam' Webster : I'm sorry everyone.
Bob Cody : There are two kinds of drunks, those that are sorry and those that soon will be.
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Tim Pearson : [Tim is riding in the tow truck with Slam cause Slam is towing Tim's dad's Cadillac] Man, I feel so stupid.
Ernie 'Slam' Webster : Boy, you just discover the oldest sexual position in the book.
Tim Pearson : What?
Ernie 'Slam' Webster : The Foolish position.
Ernie 'Slam' Webster : [Slam pulls the tow truck to a bowling alley and says to Tim] You just got to remember, your brains are between your ears and not your legs.
Mickey : [Mickey, the bowling alley owner comes out of the building and talks to Slam, he also notices Tim with the mud on him] Slam, things are a little rough out at the speedrome tonight, huh?
Ernie 'Slam' Webster : My friend here had a problem out at County Line Bridge.
Mickey : [Mickey makes a joke and says to Tim] Out there baiting your hook, huh? Catch anything?
[Mickey laughs]
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Ernie 'Slam' Webster : Lock me up, it's a crime to feel THIS good!
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Ernie 'Slam' Webster : Where you going?
Candy Webster : I told you.
Ernie 'Slam' Webster : Told me what?
Candy Webster : I'm going marketing, honey.
Ernie 'Slam' Webster : Dressed like that?
Candy Webster : Well, I was gonna go naked but my ass sticks to the car seat! Bye, honey...