Maud Adams credited as playing...
Octopussy
- Octopussy: Who is he?
- Kamal Kahn: Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Fabergé, and dice, preferably loaded.
- Octopussy: When Father's gold ran out, the people in Hong Kong who'd disposed of it for him offered me a commission to smuggle some diamonds. I discovered I had a talent for it.
- James Bond: You went into business for yourself?
- Octopussy: Yes, but l needed an organization, so l revived the old Octopus cult.
- James Bond: Well, then. Where did you recruit all these lovelies?
- Octopussy: There are many of them all over Southeast Asia, looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what. l train them. Give them a purpose, a sisterhood and a way of life.
- James Bond: In crime?
- Octopussy: In business. I have diversified into shipping, hotels, carnivals and circuses.
- Octopussy: [Bond sneaks on to the island and makes his way into Octopussy's room] Good evening. I wondered when you might arrive.
- James Bond: So you are the mysterious Octopussy.
- Octopussy: And you are James Bond, 007, licensed to kill. Am l to be your target for tonight?
- James Bond: Oh no, not necessarily. Depends how much you tell me about jewelry smuggling. And why one of our agents was killed in East Berlin.
- Octopussy: I know nothing about that. You remember Major Dexter Smythe? You were sent out to arrest him, weren't you?
- James Bond: You seem to have done your homework.
- James Bond: [Octopussy hands Bond a drink] Thank you.
- James Bond: Yes. Smythe, after a brilliant military career, was seconded to our secret service. His mission was to recover a cache of Chinese gold seized in North Korea. Both he and his native guide disappeared. The gold was never found.
- Octopussy: And 20 years later you were sent after him.
- James Bond: Well, the guide's body turned up with a bullet still in his skull from Smythe's service revolver. I traced Smythe to Sri Lanka, faced him with the facts, and gave him 24 hours to clear up his affairs before I took him back.
- Octopussy: He committed suicide rather than face the disgrace of a court martial.
- James Bond: What's the connection?
- Octopussy: He was my father. I'd hoped fate would bring us together one day.
- James Bond: To avenge him?
- Octopussy: No, to thank you for giving him an honorable alternative.
- [last lines]
- [Bond is in traction]
- Octopussy: I wish...
- James Bond: What?
- Octopussy: I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition.
- [Bond releases himself from traction]
- Octopussy: Oh, James.
- [Bond kisses Octopussy passionately]
- Octopussy: James!
- Octopussy: Good evening. I wondered when you might arrive.
- James Bond: So you are the mysterious Octopussy.
- Octopussy: And you are James Bond, 007, Licensed to Kill. Am I to be your target tonight?
- Octopussy: Mr. Bond, smuggling is no concern of the Secret Service. I've violated no British law. You're free to leave; but, I'd much rather prefer if you'd stay as my guest for a few days.
- James Bond: I'd like that.
- Kamal Khan: Octopussy, I would enjoy another opportunity to take care of Mr. Bond, personally.
- Octopussy: I will take care of Mr. Bond, myself.
- Kamal Khan: Good night. And, enjoy yourself, Mr. Bond.
- Octopussy: Is something wrong?
- James Bond: Not really. Just a feeling.
- Octopussy: Why don't you come back to bed.
- Kamal Khan: His name is James Bond.
- Octopussy: Bring him here.
- Kamal Khan: He's dangerous. After he's talked, we must get rid of him immediately.
- Octopussy: No.
- Kamal Khan: A ''no'' from you has little chance of becoming a ''yes''. l assume, therefore, that the meeting is over. But you're making a serious mistake.
- Octopussy: [James embraces and kisses Octopussy] No!
- James Bond: You're right, we are two of a kind.
- [Kiss]
- Octopussy: Oh - James!
- Octopussy: Oh, a man of principle - with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head!