Vacation (1983)

Michael Talbott: Cowboy

Quotes 

• [In the middle of a desert. Clark is going crazy as he trots through the hills. Two native Americans on horses watch him] 

  Clark Griswald : We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!

  [Coughs and continues to rant] 

  Cowboy : What an asshole.