John Candy credited as playing...
Lasky - Guard at Walleyworld
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
- Clark Griswald: Hey you can't prove that Russ.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
- Clark Griswald: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: It's a BB gun!
- Clark Griswald: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
- Rusty Griswold: What happened?
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: I threw up.
- Grover: Mr. Walley, he treated me like a dog, Mr. Walley! He humiliated my human decency, this guy!
- Roy Walley: [confused] What did he do to your dog?
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Well, uh, he kidnapped me, Mr. Walley, but I tell ya, I had a great time on your rides. It was the most fantastic time I ever had in my life! I like the part where it goes REALLY way up.
- Roy Walley: I'm glad you liked it.
- [to policeman]
- Roy Walley: Now what's happening right now?
- Clark: [to Ellen] It's Roy Walley, honey!
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Yeah, Mr. Walley, my name is Russ Lasky, I-I met you at the summer picnic last year, and I just want to tell you, I had the greatest time in my life.
- Policeman: They kidnapped one of my men, sir.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: I was the one who was sick. Well anyway, Mr. Walley, I went on all the rides, I didn't even get sick this time! Normally, I get sick on all your rides...
- Roy Walley: QUIET!
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: I didn't even get sick once.