Ian Petrella credited as playing...
Randy Parker
- Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
- The Old Man: All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.
- Mother: [She enters the kitchen, as she finishes dinner and hears crying] Randy? Hi What's the matter? What you crying for?
- Randy: [Crying] Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
- Mother: [Assuring him] No, he's not...
- Randy: [Still upset] Yes, he is too!
- Mother: [Assuring him] No, he's not! I promise you, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!
- Mother: Why don't you come out of there?
- [Randy shakes his head no]
- Mother: No?
- Mother: Would you like some milk?
- [Randy nods yes]
- Mother: You would?
- [She pours a glass of milk and hands it to Randy]
- Mother: here you go, all right see you later? Okay, bye.
- [She closes the door as Randy cries]
- Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.
- Flick: Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?
- Schwartz: He knows, because he once saw a guy stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet, and the fire department had to come get the guy's tongue off the track, because he couldn't get it off.
- Randy: [is trying to catch up] C'mon, guys! Wait up! C'mon, guys! Wait up!