Yano Anaya credited as playing...
Grover Dill
- [Ralphie and his friends are heading to the school]
- Flick: Do you know what I'm getting for my old man for Christmas?
- Schwartz, Ralphie: Yeah, what?
- Flick: A rose that squirts. People come to smell it, it squirts them.
- Schwartz: I'm getting my old man a Flit gun.
- Ralphie: A Flit gun?
- Schwartz: Yeah.
- [Scut Farkus roaring at them, hanging on the monkey bars. They began to screaming and running to school. Grover Dill stops them]
- Grover Dill: Stop right there.
- Ralphie: Who, me?
- Grover Dill: Yeah, you! Get over there!
- Ralphie: I can't now, Grover. I've... I've gotta go see Miss Shields.
- [They ran into school]
- Grover Dill: Hey, come here! Get back here!
- Scut Farkus: Yeah, you get back here! Come back here!
- [to Flick]
- Scut Farkus: You... come here.
- Flick: Who, me?
- Grover Dill: No, your Aunt Tilly. Yeah, you. Get over here!
- [Flick comes to them]
- Flick: Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.
- [Scut Farkus grabs his arms, he screams]
- Flick: UNCLE! UNCLE!
- [Scut Farkus scares Ralphie, Flick and Schwartz. But, he grabs Schwartz's arms]
- Scut Farkus: Say "Uncle"!
- Schwartz: Uncle!
- Scut Farkus: Uncle.
- Schwartz: Uncle!
- Scut Farkus: Louder!
- Schwartz: Uncle!
- Scut Farkus: LOUDER!
- Schwartz: Uncle!
- Scut Farkus: Louder!
- Schwartz: [screams] UNCLE!
- [Scut lets go of him]
- Scut Farkus: Crybaby.
- Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.
- Grover Dill: Alright, who's next?
- [roars, Ralphie, Randy, Flick and Schwartz screaming and running away. Scut Farkus and Grover Dill cackling]