Michael Robbins credited as playing...
Manager of Victoria's Hotel
- [the manager is pressing a starving Victoria for her rent]
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: You promised to pay me on Tuesday, then on Wednesday, then on Thursday...
- Victoria: [pointing at his bib] What's that?
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: What?
- [Victoria runs a finger over a food stain and tastes it]
- Victoria: Spaghetti?
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: Uh, yes, with meatballs.
- Victoria: I'll sleep with you for a meatball.
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: [taken aback] You would?
- Victoria: Oh, missed your chance.
- [faints]
- Victoria: Oh, what happened?
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: You made a certain offer to me which I could not refuse, and then you pretended to faint.
- Victoria: Don't be ridiculous, I never *pretend* to faint...
- [the manager begins half carrying Victoria to her bed]
- Victoria: What are you doing?
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: I am, uh, helping you to stand up!
- Victoria: That's funny, I thought I *was* standing up!
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: Maybe you'd like to lie down!
- Victoria: You're confusing me!