Scott Paulin credited as playing...
Bill Searle
- Bill Searle: he's not so dangerous in a cage.
- Oliver Yates: When we get finished testing we're going to have to free up some of these other exhibits so we can give this new leopard some extra space.
- Bill Searle: You're going to have to disarm him.
- Bronte Judson: What does that involve?
- Oliver Yates: Not much. Cut its claws, root canals. File and crown it's fangs. There's a dentist in town that does the work. Uh.. Radenauer.
- Bronte Judson: Tom Radenauer?
- Oliver Yates: Yeah, he does people too.
- Bronte Judson: Yeah I know he's my dentist. Shit Oliver, we don't have the funds for this. You know how it's been coming down lately. Aren't there any other alternatives.
- Oliver Yates: Not really. Because of its history it's no good for breeding. If we try trading it to another zoo I'm afraid it's erratic behavior they just wouldn't take it.
- Bill Searle: You could euthanize it.
- Bronte Judson: What's that kill it?
- Oliver Yates: It's not an acceptable solution.
- Bronte Judson: How much would that cost?
- Oliver Yates: I said it's not acceptable.
- Bronte Judson: Can we at least discuss it?
- Oliver Yates: Look I'll put up with being underbudgeted and understaffed and the fact that these exhibits we're built in 1901 and are falling apart but I will not put up with that crap.
- Bronte Judson: Fine, calm down. I only asked.
- Alice Perrin: Looks like we have a gourmet leopard on our hands. He threw up in the cage, Joe found pizza in the vomit.
- Joe Creigh: Yeah, sure did. Ew pepperoni.
- Bronte Judson: Leopards eat pizza?
- Joe Creigh: Well there's scavengers, he probably raided a garbage can before he went to the massage parlor.
- Alice Perrin: Doesn't look like he went there out of hunger.
- Joe Creigh: Maybe he was horny. Always the possibility.
- Oliver Yates: Anything else?
- Alice Perrin: Nothing. No worms, no distemper, no encephalitis. Whoever owns him takes good care of him.
- Oliver Yates: Sure does. He's a superb cat.
- Bill Searle: [indifferent] a superb cat? He's a menace.