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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

  • 1982
  • R
  • 1h 27m
IMDb RATING
6.7/10
3.2K
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Diane Lane in Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains (1982)
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The media and disaffected teens mistake the acerbic rants of an obnoxious teenage punk rocker as a rallying cry for the women of America, launching her and her talentless group to national s... Read allThe media and disaffected teens mistake the acerbic rants of an obnoxious teenage punk rocker as a rallying cry for the women of America, launching her and her talentless group to national stardom.The media and disaffected teens mistake the acerbic rants of an obnoxious teenage punk rocker as a rallying cry for the women of America, launching her and her talentless group to national stardom.

  • Director
    • Lou Adler
  • Writer
    • Nancy Dowd
  • Stars
    • Peter Donat
    • Diane Lane
    • Marin Kanter
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.7/10
    3.2K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Lou Adler
    • Writer
      • Nancy Dowd
    • Stars
      • Peter Donat
      • Diane Lane
      • Marin Kanter
    • 44User reviews
    • 51Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win total

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    Peter Donat
    Peter Donat
    • Harley Dennis
    Diane Lane
    Diane Lane
    • Corinne Burns
    Marin Kanter
    Marin Kanter
    • Tracy Burns
    Laura Dern
    Laura Dern
    • Jessica McNeil
    Christine Lahti
    Christine Lahti
    • Aunt Linda
    Janet Wright
    Janet Wright
    • Brenda - Aunt Linda's Friend
    Mia Bendixsen
    • Pregnant Girl in Ladies Room
    Stuart Ferguson
    • Gold Key D.J.
    Ray Winstone
    Ray Winstone
    • Billy - Vocalist for The Looters
    Paul Simonon
    Paul Simonon
    • Johnny - Bassist for The Looters
    Steve Jones
    Steve Jones
    • Steve - Guitarist for The Looters
    Paul Cook
    • Danny - Drummer for The Looters
    Fee Waybill
    • Lou Corpse - Vocals for The Metal Corpses
    • (as John 'Fee' Waybill)
    Vince Welnick
    • Jerry Jervey - Guitarist for The Metal Corpses
    Vern Willis
    • Corpses Bass
    Douglas Mackinnon
    • Corpses Drummer
    Susan Bracher
    • Springfield Jill
    David Clennon
    David Clennon
    • Dave Robell - The Agent
    • Director
      • Lou Adler
    • Writer
      • Nancy Dowd
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    • Trivia
      In a May 2019 interview with Christine Smallwood in the New York Times Magazine, Laura Dern said that she was never interested in abusing drugs because Paul Cook of the Sex Pistols "pulled her aside" on the set and "scared her straight" when she was 13. She recalled to Smallwood, "I was saying to my mom, 'Who knew that the best thing to do would be to send your daughter to do a movie with the Sex Pistols for five months?'"
    • Quotes

      Lawnboy: Everybody wanna to go to Heaven, but nobody wanna die.

    • Connections
      Featured in Making of 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains' (2004)
    • Soundtracks
      All Washed Up
      Written and Recorded by Barry Ford

      Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records

    User reviews44

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    Awesome!!

    This movie is awesome. I first saw this film in 1983 when i was 15 on a TV show called "Night Flight" (anybody remember it?), fell head over heels in love w/ teenage Diane Lane & have never forgotten the impact this film made on me & watching it recently brought back many memories. I have been looking for this film for 20yrs & i finally found a copy! It basically tells a very cynical & realistic tale totally bashing the music industry. Young female nobody has ambition to be somebody, forms a band called The Stains with her cousins (one, a very young Laura Dern), goes on the unglamorous rough & lonely road with 2 other very chauvinistic rival male bands--a has-been-on-its-last-legs headliner & an up & coming punk band. Fee Waybill of the Tubes is great as the has-been & Paul Cook of The Sex Pistols has another great role as the lead singer of the punk band. BTW, the songs in this movie are very good & very catchy---you will find yourself singing "We're the Professionals!" for days! As the girls rise to the top they're punk hair, clothes & attitude become a symbol of young female power & all the rage with young girls everywhere. they're slogan "We Don't Put Out" becomes the anthem of girl power that sweeps the nation. They're rise to the top is squashed by the backstabbing music industry & the conservative male dominated American media. The fluffy MTV styled video at the end is the icing on the cake! This movie is awesome because it takes on so many issues without ever losing the central story of this film or becoming cheesy or preachy. They really don't make movies like this anymore & I can say that this film is an unequivocal classic with Diane Lane putting on the performance of her life. wow! what an actress. Even the so-called "indie" films of today try too hard to be "shocking" & just end up being predictable & exploitative, never coming close to the realistic telling-it-like-it-is nature of this film. The thing I don't understand is why this film is never shown & why its never mentioned. I hear there is a "Making of Ladies & Gents The Fabulous Stains" with all the actors talking about this film that i would LOVE to get. This movie was also a huge inspiration to Courtney Love I've also heard. Check this film out if you can find it!!!!
    • buddieboy99
    • Jul 30, 2004
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    • Release date
      • October 1982 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official site
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    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • All Washed Up
    • Filming locations
      • Johnstown, Pennsylvania, USA
    • Production companies
      • Paramount Pictures
      • Barclays Mercantile Industrial Finance
      • Red Stripe
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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $25,728
    • Gross worldwide
      • $25,728
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 27 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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