The Cannonball Run (1981)

Rick Aviles: Mad Dog

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Quotes 

• J.J. McClure : Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, Mad Dog!

  Mad Dog : Hey, J.J!

  J.J. McClure : Look, you probably didn't realize this, but the parking lot's outside.

  Mad Dog : I know. The brakes went out.

  J.J. McClure : Who do you think you are? The president?

  Mad Dog : [imitating Richard Nixon]  Well, let me make one thing perfectly clear, we feel terrible about it. Now, if they can't take a joke,

  [gives the up yours arm gesture sans finger] 

• Batman : Mad Dog, you ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate, aren't you?

  Mad Dog : We're here to win, ain't we? If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!

  Both : ARRR!

• Mad Dog : [Batman tries to beat up a biker]  Hold it! You'll never last five minutes in a New York Subway!

  Mad Dog : [Mad Dog whacks the biker across the knee with a board and then on the back, knocking him down]  Now *that's* the way it's done!

• Mad Dog : Hey, you the one running this fleabag?

  Desk Clerk : Huh?

  Mad Dog : Where the hookers?

  Desk Clerk : What?

  Mad Dog : Hookers, man! Where the hookers?

• [after jumping a moving train] 

  Mad Dog : Evel Knievel, you've got yourself some competition!

• [the racers, all neck and neck, are approaching the finish line, with Mad Dog and Batman in the lead] 

  Mad Dog : We got 'em!

  Batman : We got 'em!

  [Suddenly, a car gets in the way, forcing Mad Dog & Batman's GMC truck to skid to a 180° stop. Bradford and Shakey's motorcycle slips and skids] 

  J.J. McClure : [screams]  LOOK OUT!

  [J.J. and Victor's ambulance and all the other cars come to a screeching halt] 

  J.J. McClure : [yells]  Okay, it's a foot race!

  Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing : I've got the card!

  J.J. McClure : No, gimme that, Doc! Come on, it's a foot race!

  [All the racers storm out and begin running to the finish line to see who can be the first to punch out at the time clock and win the race] 

  Victor Prinsi : Have no fear! Chaos is here! DA-DA-DUM!

  J.J. McClure : [hands Victor the time card]  Take it and win, Captain!

  Pamela Glover : Come on, Chaos! You can do it!

  [as Victor and Marcie sprint, J.J. jumps on the other racers, tackling them to the ground] 

  Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing : Does anyone need medical attention?