- Dana: I knew this one girl and I swear, she did it on a rollercoaster. Hey Ferris, where's the weirdest place you ever did it?
- Ferris: None of your business.
- Cinder: Why not?
- [to the girls]
- Cinder: She probably doesn't know anything.
- Ferris: I know enough.
- Cinder: Ever been to fourth base?
- Ferris: I'm fifteen. No one goes to fourth base...
- Cinder: I hit a home run at fourteen. Well I guess some of us are women, and some of us are little girls.
- [to Angel]
- Cinder: Which are you?
- Angel: I think guys are a pain in the ass.
- Cinder: Two little virgins. How quaint. No wonder they're always fighting. It's all that unreleased energy. Probably lezzies.
- Ferris: Maybe she is, but I'm straight.
- Angel: What's your name anyway?
- Randy: Who me?
- Angel: Yeah you. I know my name.
- Randy: Yeah? What is it?
- Angel: Angel, but don't let the name fool you.
- Randy: Who's fooling who?
- Angel: You're drunk.
- Randy: You're cute.
- Angel: Still haven't told me your name yet.
- Randy: Oh yeah?
- Angel: Yeah.
- Randy: It's Randy. Don't let the name fool you.
- Ferris: You sort of want me, don't you?
- Gary: Ferris, maybe I do, but that's not the point. You see, to you, sex is poetry and phrases and everything you learned in books. You know, but when you're really in love...
- Ferris: I am!
- Gary: Ferris, I'm not a prince. I'm a teacher. You know, in a year you're gonna look at me and you're gonna wonder how you could have even thought of loving me.
- Ferris: That's not true.
- Gary: Unfortunately, it is.
- Ferris: What if next year I came back and I still felt the same way? I'll be old then. Do you realize that I am almost the only virgin in camp? Every girl knows this secret life except me. Look at it this way. It'd be a learning experience.
- Gary: Come on.
- Ferris: Where are you going?
- Gary: I'm taking you back.
- Ferris: Couldn't I spend the night here just for appearances? If I were twenty-one?
- Gary: I think I'd fall madly in love with you.
- Angel: God, it was so personal! Like you could see right through me.
- Randy: I don't get you man! One minute you're... shit man, make your mind up! I mean, you came on to me. If you wanted to stop, you should've said something. No big deal. There's plenty of women around here.
- Angel: I'm not a woman... Randy. Making love is... it's... it's... it's different... than what I thought it was... gonna be... like.
- Randy: You mean, you never did it before? Christ, why didn't you tell me?
- Angel: I thought it would turn you off. Virgins are weird, right?
- Angel: I have to talk to you.
- Ms. Bright: Uh huh, about what?
- Angel: I think you better straighten your act out. What's this crap about sex being nothing?
- Ms. Bright: I don't know. I don't understand. What do you mean?
- Angel: You've been hanging around creeps.
- Ms. Bright: Angel! That's not a very nice thing to say to your mom.
- Angel: I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
- Dana: [watching boys skinny dip] Oh, that unmatched form and feature of blown youth blasted with ecstasy! Oh, woe is me to have seen what I have seen, to see what I see!
- Angel: Now what are you mouthing off about?
- Dana: Those are Ophelia's lines to Hamlet. Don't you know anything?
- Angel: I know one thing. Looking at a bunch of creeps skinny dipping may turn you all on... but I think it's crap.
- Dana: [to Angel on losing her virginity] And don't worry. It's not THAT bad. If it was, everyone wouldn't be doing it.
- Dana: So what happened? Come on, tell us, come on, come on, come on!
- Ferris: He compared us to Romeo and Juliet. We had some chilled champagne.
- Dana: An aphrodisiac! I told you about those.
- Sunshine: Did, did it hurt?
- Ferris: No!
- Cinder: Such a child.
- Penelope: Did you see him naked?
- Ferris: No. It was dark.
- Sunshine: Don't be disgusting.
- Chubby: Then how'd he...?
- Ferris: He didn't want to embarrass me so he turned off the light.
- Carrots: Oh, I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
- Dana: How cavalier! Come on, come on, come on!
- Ferris: It was perfect! The darkness enveloped us.
- Dana: This is better than books! I gotta tell you! This is great!
- Cinder: The truth always is.
- Ferris: Can we talk?
- Gary: Yeah, why not? We're lovers now, right? I thought you were a nice person. Sensitive. Just a little goddamn fraud. You owe me an explanation. Talk to me, Ferris.
- Ferris: I wanted the girls to like me. I wanted to be in just once. I didn't want to be the rich kid.
- Gary: So you made up some ridiculous story that we've been getting it on together?
- Ferris: No, no, not exactly. I tried to tell them the truth.
- Gary: You didn't try hard enough.
- Ferris: Please, Mr. Callahan...
- Gary: No "Mr. Callahan." We have been intimate, right?
- Ferris: Sort of. I mean, I wish we could have been. I told them things that I wanted to be. It didn't feel like a lie. Sometimes I thought it might really happen. I suppose you don't think much of me now.
- Randy: I want to talk to you!
- Angel: [sarcastically] Long time, no see. How's Cinder?
- Randy: How much did you make? I know all about it. Why didn't you tell me it was a game? I would've went along with it. I mean, an easy lay is an easy lay, right?
- Angel: I lost. I didn't tell them, get it?
- Randy: You mean, you let yourself lose?
- Angel: Yeah, I'm a loser.
- Angel: Do you feel different?
- Ferris: No.
- Angel: Was it what you thought it would be?
- Ferris: No big deal.
- Angel: But now you're a woman.
- Ferris: My whole affair was a lie.
- Angel: Come on.
- Ferris: He didn't even touch me.
- Angel: You know something?
- [hesitates]
- Angel: Don't tell anyone.
- [Ferris shakes her head]
- Angel: Me and Randy...
- Ferris: Gosh! Gosh!
- Angel: Is that all you can say is "gosh"? I mean for somebody with a large vocabulary, supposedly.
- Ferris: We've really been idiots, you know.
- Angel: When did you lose your virginity? I just want to know.
- Ms. Bright: Why? Now why do you want to know that? Curiosity? I know I must have been at least nineteen.
- Angel: Nineteen?
- Ms. Bright: It was nothing. Still is nothing.
- Angel: And if you forget to put that thing on, I swear I'll kill you! I'm not getting myself pregnant. I'm not ready to take care of some guy's brat. I don't know what's with men, they never come prepared. They think it's the woman's responsibility or something.
- [takes drag from cigarette]
- Randy: You ready?
- Angel: Don't rush me!
- Randy: [fed up with this] You can take all night for all I care. Wouldn't touch you if you paid me.
- Angel: Now what's wrong with you?
- Randy: I ain't interested, that's what.
- Angel: Why?
- Randy: You talk too much.
- Angel: What are you mad at anyway?
- Randy: Who's mad? I'm not turned on by you. You're not my type.
- Angel: I feel funny. Trembling.
- Randy: Are you scared?
- Angel: A little.
- Randy: Me too.
- [soft chuckle]
- Angel: How come?
- Randy: I don't know. I thought a lot about you.
- Angel: Me too. When I first met you, I... I thought you seemed like a nice person.
- Randy: You know... your hair's so soft. It's funny, you talk real rough... but your skin there, it feels so soft.
- Angel: Is that okay?
- Randy: Are you kidding? It's fantastic!
- Angel: [afterwards] Don't look at me. You can go if you want to.
- Randy: Yeah, sure.
- [gets up to leave, looks back, offers cigarette, she declines]
- Randy: What did I do wrong?
- Angel: Nothing.
- Randy: What's bugging you?
- Angel: It wasn't what I thought it would be.
- Randy: Oh.
- Angel: God, it was so personal. Like you could see right through me.
- Randy: I don't get you, man! You know, one minute you're... Shit, man, make your mind up! I mean, you came on to me. If you wanted to stop, you should've said something. No big deal. There's plenty of women around here.
- Angel: I lost. I didn't tell 'em, get it?
- Randy: You let yourself lose?
- Angel: Yeah, I'm a loser.
- Randy: I didn't mean that. Let's give it another shot, huh, Angel?
- Angel: We started in the middle. We never even had a beginning.
- Randy: We could try. We don't even have to see each other if you don't want.
- [stammers]
- Randy: We should talk or something.
- [but she shakes her head]
- Randy: Why not?
- Angel: 'Cause it wouldn't... wouldn't be enough. For either of us.
- [they share farewell kiss]
- Angel: I'll never forget you. Ever.
- Sunshine: [as Ferris pretends to drown so that Mr. Callaghan should rescue her] Oh, this is so romantic.
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