Tatum O'Neal credited as playing...
Ferris
- Dana: I knew this one girl and I swear, she did it on a rollercoaster. Hey Ferris, where's the weirdest place you ever did it?
- Ferris: None of your business.
- Cinder: Why not?
- [to the girls]
- Cinder: She probably doesn't know anything.
- Ferris: I know enough.
- Cinder: Ever been to fourth base?
- Ferris: I'm fifteen. No one goes to fourth base...
- Cinder: I hit a home run at fourteen. Well I guess some of us are women, and some of us are little girls.
- [to Angel]
- Cinder: Which are you?
- Angel: I think guys are a pain in the ass.
- Cinder: Two little virgins. How quaint. No wonder they're always fighting. It's all that unreleased energy. Probably lezzies.
- Ferris: Maybe she is, but I'm straight.
- Ferris: You sort of want me, don't you?
- Gary: Ferris, maybe I do, but that's not the point. You see, to you, sex is poetry and phrases and everything you learned in books. You know, but when you're really in love...
- Ferris: I am!
- Gary: Ferris, I'm not a prince. I'm a teacher. You know, in a year you're gonna look at me and you're gonna wonder how you could have even thought of loving me.
- Ferris: That's not true.
- Gary: Unfortunately, it is.
- Ferris: What if next year I came back and I still felt the same way? I'll be old then. Do you realize that I am almost the only virgin in camp? Every girl knows this secret life except me. Look at it this way. It'd be a learning experience.
- Gary: Come on.
- Ferris: Where are you going?
- Gary: I'm taking you back.
- Ferris: Couldn't I spend the night here just for appearances? If I were twenty-one?
- Gary: I think I'd fall madly in love with you.
- Dana: So what happened? Come on, tell us, come on, come on, come on!
- Ferris: He compared us to Romeo and Juliet. We had some chilled champagne.
- Dana: An aphrodisiac! I told you about those.
- Sunshine: Did, did it hurt?
- Ferris: No!
- Cinder: Such a child.
- Penelope: Did you see him naked?
- Ferris: No. It was dark.
- Sunshine: Don't be disgusting.
- Chubby: Then how'd he...?
- Ferris: He didn't want to embarrass me so he turned off the light.
- Carrots: Oh, I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
- Dana: How cavalier! Come on, come on, come on!
- Ferris: It was perfect! The darkness enveloped us.
- Dana: This is better than books! I gotta tell you! This is great!
- Cinder: The truth always is.
- Ferris: Can we talk?
- Gary: Yeah, why not? We're lovers now, right? I thought you were a nice person. Sensitive. Just a little goddamn fraud. You owe me an explanation. Talk to me, Ferris.
- Ferris: I wanted the girls to like me. I wanted to be in just once. I didn't want to be the rich kid.
- Gary: So you made up some ridiculous story that we've been getting it on together?
- Ferris: No, no, not exactly. I tried to tell them the truth.
- Gary: You didn't try hard enough.
- Ferris: Please, Mr. Callahan...
- Gary: No "Mr. Callahan." We have been intimate, right?
- Ferris: Sort of. I mean, I wish we could have been. I told them things that I wanted to be. It didn't feel like a lie. Sometimes I thought it might really happen. I suppose you don't think much of me now.
- Angel: Do you feel different?
- Ferris: No.
- Angel: Was it what you thought it would be?
- Ferris: No big deal.
- Angel: But now you're a woman.
- Ferris: My whole affair was a lie.
- Angel: Come on.
- Ferris: He didn't even touch me.
- Angel: You know something?
- [hesitates]
- Angel: Don't tell anyone.
- [Ferris shakes her head]
- Angel: Me and Randy...
- Ferris: Gosh! Gosh!
- Angel: Is that all you can say is "gosh"? I mean for somebody with a large vocabulary, supposedly.
- Ferris: We've really been idiots, you know.