Sue Jones-Davies credited as playing...
Judith
- Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
- Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
- Reg: What's the *point*?
- Francis: What?
- Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
- Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
- Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
- Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
- Stan: I want to be one.
- Reg: What?
- Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
- Reg: What?
- Stan: It's my right as a man.
- Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
- Stan: I want to have babies.
- Reg: You want to have babies?
- Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
- Reg: But... you can't have babies!
- Stan: Don't you oppress me!
- Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan! You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
- Stan: [starts to cry]
- Reg: Listen, the only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.
- Judith, Stan, Francis: [Murmurs of agreement and "splitters"]
- Francis: And the Judean Popular People's Front.
- Reg, Judith, Stan: [More enthusiastic agreements]
- Stan: And the People's Front of Judea!
- Reg: [Agreements stop suddenly] What?
- Stan: The People's Front of Judea, splitters!
- Reg: We're the People's Front of Judea!
- Stan: Oh! I thought we were the Popular Front.
- Reg: People's Front!
- Francis: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, eh?
- Reg: [Indicating a man sitting by himself] He's over there.
- Reg, Judith, Stan, Francis: [Beat] Splitter!