Albert Hall credited as playing...
Chief
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: My orders say I'm not supposed to know where I'm taking this boat, so I don't! But one look at you, and I know it's gonna be hot!
- Willard: We're going up river about 75 klicks above the Do Lung bridge.
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: That's Cambodia, captain.
- Willard: That's classified. We're not supposed to be in Cambodia, but that's where I'm going.
- Willard: [incredulous] What are you talking about?
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: We're taking her to some friendlies, Captain. She's wounded, she's not dead.
- Willard: Get off there, Chef.
- [Willard shoots the injured girl]
- Chef: Fuck it!
- Willard: [to Chief] I told you not to stop. Now let's go!
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: [Redux version] Captain, are you giving away our fuel for a Playmate of the Month?
- Willard: No, Playmate of the Year, Chief!
- [Willard takes a swig from a beer bottle]
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: I've pulled a few special Ops in here. About six months ago, I took a man who was going past the bridge at Do Lung. He was regular army, too. I heard he shot himself in the head.
- Chef: [running out of the jungle] Chief, you were right. Never get out of the fucking boat!
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: Clean, bring that 60 forward.
- Chef: Never get out of the boat! I gotta remember! Gotta remember! Never get out of the boat!
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: How many is it?
- Chef: A fucking tiger!
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: This ain't the army! You are a sailor. So get out of that frizzly army-looking shirt and stop smoking that dope, you hear me?
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: Lance, what's with all the green paint?
- Lance: Camouflage.
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: How's that?
- Lance: So they can't see you. They're everywhere, Chief.
- Chef: Pigs! Mangoes! What's in the rice bag? Fucking rice!
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: Well, look in there, Chef!
- Chef: Fucking fish! More coconuts. Rice. Here's rice.
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: Did you find the C.O., Captain?
- Willard: There's no fucking C.O. here. Let's just get going.
- Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips: Still want to go on? Like this bridge. We build it every night, Charlie blows it right back up again, just so the Generals can say the road's open. Think about it. Who cares?
- Willard: Just get us up river!