Robert Webber credited as playing...
Hugh
- Hugh: How are you feeling, birthday boy?
- George Webber: Oh, invalided.
- Hugh: You mean invalid?
- George Webber: I'm... well, that too, but basically I feel invalided, like an invalid.
- Hugh: Well remember what they say, George. After 40 it's all patch, patch, patch.
- George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?
- Hugh: Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.
- George Webber: Hugh, sometimes you really are a - pain in the ass *fag*.
- Hugh: Well, coming from one of the really great Anglo-Saxon heterosexual bores of all time, I consider that the ultimate compliment. You know, you have been brooding and sulking around my house all morning, without the good manners to explain or apologies and I am fed up. So, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call it a day. I'm going to invite some company over too. Soak up the strain. Some happy, conversational, intellectually stimulating, pleasant company.
- George Webber: The Malibu chapter of the Sugar Plum Fairies?
- Hugh: Since you don't qualify in any of those categories, you will understand why I don't ask you to stay.
- George Webber: I couldn't. I forgot my tutu.
- Hugh: Yeah, well, I'll see you later, Butch.
- Hugh: "Lest ye judge too harshly," remember.
- Samantha Taylor: Nobody's perfect.
- Hugh: Thank God.
- Samantha Taylor: Well, anyway, I'd still like to punch him right in the mouth.
- Hugh: He's just going through male menopause.
- Samantha Taylor: Oh, come on.
- Hugh: Alright, you ladies may have a biological edge; but, most adult males over the age of 40 more than make up for it in the emotional department. Take my word for it.