- Jo Polniaczek: [to Blair] You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would be B.C.!
- Jo Polniaczek: There are people who in this world get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving!
- Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!
- Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.
- Blair: Y-you mean H-harrison asked you out on a d-d-d-d...
- Tootie Ramsey: DATE, Blair; we call it a DATE!
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah, to some wing-ding Friday night.
- Natalie Green: Could that be YOUR wing-ding, Blair?
- Blair: [Trying to remember all of her family members across the nation] Well, there's the Manhattan Warners, there's the South Beach Warners, there's the Palm Beach Warners...
- Natalie Green: [Interrupting] What about the ones in Hollywood?
- Blair: Who?
- Natalie Green: The Warner Brothers.
- Blair Warner: Do you know what Jo's real name is? Joanna Marie!
- Jo Polniaczek: Only my mother calls me Joanna Marie.
- [after Blair goes crashing through the bedroom wall]
- Tootie Ramsey: Excuse me, Mrs. Garrett, did Blair come crashing through here?
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: [Mrs. Garrett is giving the girls their mail] And the rest is for Natalie.
- Tootie Ramsey: *All* of those?
- Blair Warner: Natalie... have you been writing to prisoners again?
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