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Maureen Schuester
- Mayor Clarence Tuttle: I know people look at me and think that I'm just the man behind the aspirin counter, but inside, I love you.
- Maureen Schuster: How lucky I am!
- Maureen Schuster: Attention! Attention! This is Miss Schuster. Please listen very carefully. A swarm of killer bees is coming this way.
- Maureen Schuster: How you feelin' today?
- Felix: Now that you're here, I'm just doin' fine, thank you.
- Maureen Schuster: Nicely said.
- Felix: I was just thinkin' how corny your banner reads. Makes us all look like a bunch of hicks.
- Mayor Clarence Tuttle: Look, nobody asked you to leave Houston and come here to retire, you know.
- Maureen Schuster: Now, Clarence, that's not nice.
- Mayor Clarence Tuttle: Well, we've been doin' just fine with our Flower Festival for years - until this master mechanic and all-around genius came here to tell us all how to run things.
- Maureen Schuster: Well, actually, the sign is sorta hicky. But, that's what people expect of us.
- Mayor Clarence Tuttle: Maureen, how long have we known each other?
- Maureen Schuster: Clarence, maybe you better sit down.
- Mayor Clarence Tuttle: No, no. Thanks. I'll stand. How long?
- Maureen Schuster: Well, I can remember you in short pants; but I'd just soon not figure out how long ago that was.
- Mayor Clarence Tuttle: In all that time, have you ever heard me beg?