Jan-Michael Vincent credited as playing...
Ski
- Max Berns: You guys look like garbage.
- Sonny Hooper: You should see through my eyes, it's metro color.
- Cully: I've just got a little headache. If you think we're bad you should see the guys...!
- Sonny Hooper: [Slaps Cully] Dont yell in my ear! Jesus Christ.
- [Belches]
- Cully: [Hears something coming towards them, it's Ski on a motorized skateboard] What the hell is that? Look what's coming.
- Sonny Hooper: [Covers his ears] Stop that thing! Shoot it! Kill it!
- Ski: [Holds up a breakfast burrito] Want some breakfast?
- Sonny Hooper: [Belches] Oh God, get that circumcised will you.
- Amtrac, SWAT man: [Sonny has smashed the jukebox to get Amtrac's money back] Well, if you wanted to make somebody look like an asshole, boy, you did! That was you.
- Sonny Hooper: [counting the SWAT guys] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12... six against twelve!
- Ski: [joins in] Seven.
- Sonny Hooper: Seven against twelve. Well, that's a little uneven. Looks like you guys'll have to go back to Houston and get some more guys!
- Ski: What the hell is it about stunt men and their wives and relationships?
- Sonny Hooper: I don't know. It's a little like - it's a little like drinkin' and drivin'. Eventually, there's gonna be a helluva wreck.
- Ski: If that happens, there's just one thing to do.
- Sonny Hooper: What's that?
- Ski: Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.