P.J. Soles credited as playing...
Lynda
- Annie: [Michael Myers' car cruises by the girls walking home from school] Hey, jerk! Speed kills!
- [the car screeches to a halt]
- Annie: God, can't he take a joke?
- Laurie: You know, Annie, some day you're going to get us all in deep trouble.
- Lynda: Totally.
- Annie: I *hate* a guy with a car and no sense of humor.
- Lynda: [concerning Annie] The only reason she babysits is to have a place for...
- Laurie: [realizing she had forgot something] Shit.
- Annie: I have a place for *that*!
- Laurie: I forgot my chemistry book.
- Lynda: So, who cares? I always forget my chemistry book and my math book, and my English book, and my, let's see, my French book, and... well, who needs books anyway? I don't need books. I always forget all my books. I mean, it doesn't really matter if you have your books or not... Hey, isn't that Devon Graham?
- Lynda: So Annie, are we still on for tonight?
- Annie: I wouldn't want to get you in deep trouble, Lynda!
- Lynda: Oh, come on, Annie! Bob and I have been planning it for weeks.
- Annie: All right, the Wallaces leave at seven.
- Laurie: I'm babysitting the Doyles, it's two houses down. We can keep each other company!
- Annie: Oh, terrific. I've got three choices: watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw around, or talk to you!
- Lynda: Now, when we get inside, Annie will distract Lindsey and we go upstairs to the first bedroom on the right. Got it?
- Bob: First, I rip your clothes off...
- Lynda: Don't rip my blouse. It's expensive, you idiot!
- Bob: Then I rip my clothes off, then I rip Lindsey's clothes off. Yeah, I think I got it.
- Laurie: [Deleted Scene from Alternate T.V. Version; Laurie is coming the down the stairs in her bathrobe and towel wrapped around her head, as the doorbell rings; She answers the door to find Lynda] Hi.
- Lynda: [Hurrying inside] Hurry up, hurry up!
- Laurie: What's wrong?
- Lynda: Shut the door! Shut the door!
- [Laurie shuts the door, and as they look out the window]
- Lynda: Some guy is following me.
- Laurie: You sure?
- Lynda: Yeah, I'm sure. I think it's the guy that passed us in the street in that station wagon. I couldn't see him very well, but I think it's Steve Todd. His brother has a Station Wagon.
- Laurie: [Still looking out the window] You know, he was parked outside the school today. Right outside the window, he was starring at me.
- Lynda: Steve Todd was starring at you?
- Laurie: Somebody was. A while ago, he was in my backyard.
- Lynda: Well, maybe he just wants a date.
- Lynda: Or shut up!
- Lynda: Well, someone could want a date.
- Laurie: [Suspicious of Lynda wanting to borrow something] So, what do you want?
- Lynda: Oh, Laurie, I totally have nothing to wear tonight. I was kind of hoping that you'd lend me that silk blouse that you got on your birthday.
- Laurie: I haven't even worn it yet.
- Lynda: I know, but I promise I won't spill anything on it or tear it or, or rip it or do any of those things.
- [Laurie looks out the window again, a little worried about the man following the girls]
- Lynda: Laurie, stop worrying! It was Steve Todd.
- [the phone rings, with Laurie still on a little edge]
- Lynda: Well, answer it, it's just the phone.
- Laurie: [Laurie goes to answer the phone] Hello?
- Lynda: [Whispering] Who is it?
- Annie: [Annie on the other end of the phone line] Laurie, I have to ask a big favor. I can't find anything to wear.
- Laurie: [Covering the phone with her hand to tell Lynda] Annie. She wants to borrow something.
- Lynda: You promised!
- Laurie: [Softly] No, I didn't.
- [Back to Annie on the phone]
- Laurie: Hi. Lynda's here, she wants to borrow my new blouse.
- Annie: Lynda's a creep.
- [Lynda, having heard Annie's response, looks surprised]
- Annie: Is that guy still creeping around your backyard?
- Laurie: He followed Lynda over here.
- Annie: Well, if you see him, just go right up to him and tell him to buzz off... or if he's cute, ask him out.
- Laurie: Annie, I gotta go. You gonna pick me up?
- Annie: Right after Dinner. Hey, how about that ski sweater you got for Christmas?
- Laurie: [Holding the phone away, but still close enough to speak] Bye.
- Lynda: [Laurie holds the phone to Lynda] Bye, creep!
- [Laurie and Lynda laugh]
- Annie: See ya.
- [They each hang up their phones; Annie takes another look at her wardrobe]
- Annie: Yuck.
- Lynda: Where's the blouse?
- Laurie: It's in my closet.
- Lynda: I'll get it.
- [She happily runs over to the stairs and begins to ascend the staircase]
- Laurie: Promise me you won't rip it!
- Lynda: I totally promise.
- [She runs on upstairs]
- Laurie: I totally don't believe.
- [She gets up from the couch and heads back over to the window, singing her favorite song]
- Laurie: "I wish I had you all alone, just the two of us. I'll hold you close to me, so close to me, just the two of us. So close to me".