Kelly Ward credited as playing...
- Putzie: [nervously] I think there's more to you than just fat.
- Jan: [sincerely] Thanks.
- Danny: I don't know about these chicks.
- Kenickie: Yeah, they're only good for one thing.
- Sonny: Then what are you suppose to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?
- Putzie: [With a serious but confused face] Is that all it takes, 15 minutes?
- [Sonny throws a napkin ball at his face, then Doody pinches his cheek. As Kenickie reaches into Putzie's ice cream dish and steals the cherry out of it]
- Danny: Hey guys, look!
- Kenickie: Ladies and gentlemen! Dingleberries On Parade!
- Sonny: Yeah
- [Tom Chisum the football player gets his foot stuck in his helmet]
- Doody: Hey, look! You really put your foot into it this time, Chisum!
- Putzie: Yeah, try hopscotch, you hot dog!
- Sonny: [laughter] What a gavone!
- Doody: Gumdrops, man.
- [the T-Birds have just pulled into the driveway of Frenchy's house, where the girls are having a slumber party]
- Sonny: Hey Putzie, why don't you call her?
- [Putzie looks unsure, then leans forward, gesturing dramatically]
- Putzie: Oh, Sandy. Wherefore art thou, Sandy?
- Jan: I've been dieting all day! My mom's apple pie is better than this stuff! Do you want some?
- Putzie: SURE!
- [They start heading out when Sonny stops him]
- Sonny: Hey Putzie...
- Putzie: Yeah?
- Sonny: 15 minutes!
- [He starts laughing and Putzie hits Sonny in the arm then leaves]
- Coach Calhoun: [reading list of dance rules] All couples must be boy-girl.
- Putzie: Too bad, Eugene!
- Doody: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! How did we flunk Phys Ed?
- Putzie: Did I take Phys Ed?
- [confused as he looks at Doody]
